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Do witches run spell checkers?
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Q: What did one ghost sayto the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in people?
Why did the Vampire subscribe to our mailing list?
Q: Why did the Vampire subscribe to our mailing list?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I’ll go through it again!
What did the polite ghost say to her son?
What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Don’t spook until your spooken to!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!