Q: What did one ghost sayto the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in people?
Q: Why did the Vampire subscribe to our mailing list?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I’ll go through it again!
What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Don’t spook until your spooken to!
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?