A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He is p****d, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can. It bounces off a tree back at the golferâ€™s head and kills him.
He arrives in heaven, and God himself is at the Pearly Gates to greet him.