How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he’ll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb?
At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. 1 to change the bulb, and 99 to sit around and say “I taught him how to do that.”
How many surreallist artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured power-tools.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one – but the lightbulb has got to really want to change.
How many DEC service engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends how many spare burnt-out lightbulbs they brought with them.
How does a blonde screw in a lightbulb?
She just holds the bulb up to the socket, and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Bill Gates just declares Darkness(TM) to be the new industry standard.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?