How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one,
but he’ll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb?
At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature.
Next question, please.
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. 1 to change the bulb, and 99 to sit around and say “I taught him how to do that.”
How many surreallist artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many surreallist artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured power-tools.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one – but the lightbulb has got to really want to change.
How many DEC service engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many DEC service engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends how many spare burnt-out lightbulbs they brought with them.
How does a blonde screw in a lightbulb?
How does a blonde screw in a lightbulb?
She just holds the bulb up to the socket, and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Bill Gates just declares Darkness(TM) to be the new industry standard.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
JUST ONE!!!!!
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. 1 to change the bulb, and 99 to sit around and say “I could do that if I practised.”
