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Beauty Of English

Posted on September 24th, 2007 by toofaani
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Every noticed, how removing one word after the another in sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here’s an example:
Oh John please dont touch me at all…!!!
Oh John please dont touch me at…!!!
Oh John please dont touch me…!!!
Oh John please dont touch…!!!
Oh John please dont…!!!
Oh John please…!!!
Oh John…!!!
Oh…!!!
Shared By : Sukhraj “The Biggie” Singh

A Quick Pizza After School

Posted on June 23rd, 2007 by toofaani
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The maths teacher and the English teacher went out for a quick pizza after school.
“How long will the pizzas be?” asked the maths teacher.
“Sorry, Sir” replied the waiter, “we don’t do long pizzas, just ordinary round ones.”

WC Facilities !

Posted on June 14th, 2007 by toofaani
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This is to provide some comic relief…….. You just can’t stop laughing for every single sentence in the letter below. Take a bit of a break to read it ! 
 
In the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to [...]