Every noticed, how removing one word after the another in sentence can lead to a nice story?

Here’s an example:

Oh John please dont touch me at all…!!!

Oh John please dont touch me at…!!!

Oh John please dont touch me…!!!

Oh John please dont touch…!!!

Oh John please dont…!!!

Oh John please…!!!

Oh John…!!!

Oh…!!!

Shared By : Sukhraj “The Biggie” Singh

The maths teacher and the English teacher went out for a quick pizza after school.

“How long will the pizzas be?” asked the maths teacher.

“Sorry, Sir” replied the waiter, “we don’t do long pizzas, just ordinary round ones.”

This is to provide some comic relief…….. You just can’t stop laughing for every single sentence in the letter below. Take a bit of a break to read it !  😉   In the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC.  In England, as you know, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for “Water Closet”. She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.   The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a ” Wayside Chapel ” (Place where Celebrations are done especially like a beautiful garden) near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.   So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply: