A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, Johnny.

”I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!”

The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal’s office.

While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.

“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said ‘6’”

“But that’s right!”

“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”

“What’s the f****ng difference?”

“That’s exactly what I said.”