Johnny Wants A Promotion
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, Johnny.
”I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!”
The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal’s office.
While Johnny waited […]
How Much Is 3×2?
Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said ‘6′”
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’”
“What’s the f****ng difference?”
“That’s exactly what I said.”
Shared By : Baljit Khuman