Interns think of God,

residents pray to God,

doctors talk to God,

nurses ARE God.

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and was taken in for coronary surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was quickly reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. “Mr. Smith, you’re going to be just fine,” the nun said  while patting his hand. “We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?”