Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.
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Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.
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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father…He said he wanted more proof.
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Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
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Our real world dictionary defines a pessimist as an optimist with experience.
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A true music lover is a man who puts his ear to the key hole to listen to a beautiful woman singing in the tub.
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The only thing worse than being a bachelor is being a bachelor’s son.
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She’s a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
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