Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.

Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father…He said he wanted more proof.

Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark

Our real world dictionary defines a pessimist as an optimist with experience.

A true music lover is a man who puts his ear to the key hole to listen to a beautiful woman singing in the tub.

The only thing worse than being a bachelor is being a bachelor’s son.

She’s a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.