I feel like cursing you for all the sleepless nights that you have given me. You will have a son, who will go mad for my daughter, just like the way I am mad for you…But…then why trouble those innocent ones….come lets make them brother and sister.

Shared By : Ajay “Abby” Saini

Excuse me, do you have a band aid, coz I scrapped my knee when I fell in love with you.

Shared By : Gaurav GG

Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.”

Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?”

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”

Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man: “Your body is like a temple.”

Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man: “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”

Woman: “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..”

Man: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy”

Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

Man: “I want to give myself to you.”

Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man: “I know how to please a woman.”

Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”

Man: “I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”

Woman: “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”