AJ’s Pickup Line
I feel like cursing you for all the sleepless nights that you have given me. You will have a son, who will go mad for my daughter, just like the way I am mad for you…But…then why trouble those innocent ones….come lets make them brother and sister.
Shared By : Ajay “Abby” Saini
GG’s Pickup Line
Excuse me, do you have a band aid, coz I scrapped my knee when I fell in love with you.
Shared By : Gaurav GG
I would go to the end of the world for you
Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?”
I’d go through anything for you
Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
Your body is like a temple
Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”
Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Man: “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..”
If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Man: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy”
Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”
I want to give myself to you
Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
I know how to please a woman
Man: “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”
I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy
Man: “I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”
Woman: “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”