World Of Toofaani » Psychologists and Psychiatrists http://www.toofaani.com Share It Here And Grow Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:32:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 How To Detect A Mental Deficiency http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/how-to-detect-a-mental-deficiency/ http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/how-to-detect-a-mental-deficiency/#comments Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:02:34 +0000 toofaani http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/how-to-detect-a-mental-deficiency/ “Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” Bob asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?”

“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track.”

“What sort of question?”

“Well, you might ask him, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?’

Bob thought for a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, “You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.”

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]]> http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/how-to-detect-a-mental-deficiency/feed/ 0 Difference Between Psychiatrist And Psychologist http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/difference-between-psychiatrist-and-psychologist/ http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/difference-between-psychiatrist-and-psychologist/#comments Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:37:15 +0000 toofaani http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/difference-between-psychiatrist-and-psychologist/ What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?

If you say to a psychiatrist “I hate my mother,” he will ask “Why do you say that?”

while

a psychologist will say “Thank you for sharing that with us.”

]]> http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/difference-between-psychiatrist-and-psychologist/feed/ 0 Psychiatrists At A Convention http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/psychiatrists-at-a-convention/ http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/psychiatrists-at-a-convention/#comments Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:15:10 +0000 toofaani http://www.toofaani.com/en/jokes/psychologists-psychiatrists/psychiatrists-at-a-convention/ A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.” The others agreed.

Then one said, “Since we are all professionals, why don’t we take some time right now to hear each other out?”

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, “I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients.”

The second psychiatrist said, “I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want.”

The third followed with, “I’m involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me.”

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, “I know I’m not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can’t keep a secret…”

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