What Are Black Holes?
Q: What are Black Holes?
A: Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Why is 14th November celebrated as children’s day?
Q: Why is 14th November celebrated as children’s day?
A: Bcoz it comes exactly 9 months after valentine’s day.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Q: What did one ghost sayto the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in people?
Why did the Vampire subscribe to our mailing list?
Q: Why did the Vampire subscribe to our mailing list?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
What is black, white and red all over?
What is black, white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Read as in past tense of read!!!!
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What do you get if you cross a teacher’s hand, a blackboard, and the speed of light?
What do you get if you cross a teacher’s hand, a blackboard, and the speed of light?
900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, homeworks per second
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
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Why did the bear tiptoe past the campsite?
Why did the bear tiptoe past the campsite?
Because it didn’t want to wake the sleeping bags.
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What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?
What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?
An animal that wont leave its self alone.
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What do you call a Fly with no wings?
What do you call a Fly with no wings?
A Walk
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