Q: What are Black Holes?

A: Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Q: Why is 14th├é┬áNovember celebrated as children’s day?

A: Bcoz it comes exactly 9 months after valentine’s day.

Q: What did one ghost sayto the other ghost?

A: Do you believe in people?

Q: Why did the Vampire subscribe to our mailing list?

A: He heard it had great circulation.

What is black, white and red all over?

A newspaper. Read as in past tense of read!!!!

 

Shared By : Vidushini – vidushinisiva

What do you get if you cross a teacher’s hand, a blackboard, and the speed of light?

900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, homeworks per second

 

 

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh

 

Shared By : Stephanie – stephmsmith

Why did the bear tiptoe past the campsite?

Because it didn’t want to wake the sleeping bags.

 

 

Shared By : Katrina

What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?

An animal that wont leave its self alone.

 

 

Shared By : rich – tuffy44

What do you call a Fly with no wings?

A Walk

 

 

Shared By : Drew Brown – ftbll77