Q: Why is 14thÂ November celebrated as children’s day?
A: Bcoz it comes exactly 9 months after valentine’s day.
Q: What did one ghost sayto the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in people?
Q: Why did the Vampire subscribe to our mailing list?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
What is black, white and red all over?
A newspaper. Read as in past tense of read!!!!
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What do you get if you cross a teacher’s hand, a blackboard, and the speed of light?
900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, homeworks per second
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Why did the bear tiptoe past the campsite?
Because it didn’t want to wake the sleeping bags.
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What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?
An animal that wont leave its self alone.
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