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Parachute For Sale

Posted on October 29th, 2007 by toofaani
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Sales Demo

Posted on June 22nd, 2007 by toofaani
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When a young salesman met his untimely end, he was informed that he had a choice about where he would spend his eternity: Heaven or Hell. He was allowed to visit both places, and then make his decision afterwards.
“I’ll see Heaven first,” said the salesman, and an angel led through the gates on a private [...]