Parachute For Sale
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Sales Demo
When a young salesman met his untimely end, he was informed that he had a choice about where he would spend his eternity: Heaven or Hell. He was allowed to visit both places, and then make his decision afterwards.
“I’ll see Heaven first,” said the salesman, and an angel led through the gates on a private […]