After School Pizza
The maths teacher and the English teacher went out for a quick pizza after school.
“How long will the pizzas e?” asked the maths teacher.
Sorry, Sir” replied the waiter, “we don’t do long pizzas, just ordinary round ones.”
Clean Glass
Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?”
1st customer: “I’ll have tea.”
2nd customer: “Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!”
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: “Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?”