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And Then The Fight Started

Posted on February 16th, 2009 by toofaani
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started.
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My wife and I were sitting [...]

Cost Of The Brain

Posted on August 7th, 2008 by toofaani
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tiredand somber. ‘I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
‘The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain Transplant.It’s an experimental [...]

Hypnotist Par Excellence

Posted on May 11th, 2008 by toofaani
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A  Woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”
“No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?”
His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist.  He told me to stand in front of a mirror,stare at myself and repeat
I do not have a headache;
I do [...]

What To Do

Posted on November 5th, 2007 by toofaani
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Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

Modes Of Payment

Posted on November 5th, 2007 by toofaani
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Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me?
Man : By cheque, money order or cash.

Difference Of Senses

Posted on November 5th, 2007 by toofaani
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Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

End Of The World

Posted on November 5th, 2007 by toofaani
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?

How Soon?

Posted on November 5th, 2007 by toofaani
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?

Dance Like….

Posted on November 5th, 2007 by toofaani
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?

Apples

Posted on November 5th, 2007 by toofaani
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1st MAN : I’m worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased by the doctor.
2nd MAN : Has she tried an apple?