Yo mama glasses are so thick when she loking at a map she can see peolpe waving!!!!
Shared By : ChRyStAl – c101cgirl
Whats the difference between yo mama and the titanic?
The titanic sunk and yo mama floated
Shared By : ChRyStAl – c101cgirl
Yo mama so fat she uses a semi-trailer as a couch
Shared By : ChRyStAl – c101cgirl
Yo mama got such bad dandruff the principle declared a “snow day”
Shared By : ChRyStAl – c101cgirl
Yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Shared By : ChRyStAl – c101cgirl
Yo mama so fat she put on a yellow rain jacket and she fell down the hill the kids at the bus stop said oh no we just missed the bus.
Shared By : Austin Laine – Redahl51
Yo Mamma’s breath stinks sooooo bad that people look forward to her farts.
Shared By : Rakell
Yo Mama so fat that when she went swimmin with the whales all the whales started welcoming her!
Shared By : Kerry
Yo mama so fat she put on a red coat at a party everybody there started sayin coolade coolade.
Shared By : Austin Laine – Redahl51