Yo mama glasses are so thick….

Yo mama glasses are so thick when she loking at a map she can see peolpe waving!!!!
 
Shared By : ChRyStAl - c101cgirl

Whats the difference between yo mama and the titanic?

Whats the difference between yo mama and the titanic?
The titanic sunk and yo mama floated
Shared By : ChRyStAl - c101cgirl

Yo mama so fat…

Yo mama so fat she uses a semi-trailer as a couch
 
Shared By : ChRyStAl - c101cgirl

Yo mama got such bad dandruff….

Yo mama got such bad dandruff the principle declared a “snow day”
 
Shared By : ChRyStAl - c101cgirl

Yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv

Yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
 
Shared By : ChRyStAl - c101cgirl

Yo mama so fat she put on a yellow rain jacket

Yo mama so fat she put on a yellow rain jacket and she fell down the hill the kids at the bus stop said oh no we just missed the bus.
 
Shared By : Austin Laine - Redahl51

Yo Mamma’s breath stinks sooooo bad….

Yo Mamma’s breath stinks sooooo bad that people look forward to her farts.
 
 
Shared By : Rakell

Yo Mama so fat that when she went swimmin…

Yo Mama so fat that when she went swimmin with the whales all the whales started welcoming her!
 
Shared By : Kerry

Yo mama so fat she put on a red coat at a party….

Yo mama so fat she put on a red coat at a party everybody there started sayin  coolade coolade.
Shared By : Austin Laine - Redahl51

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