Fantastic C Program
#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute beautiful_lady  Â
main()
{
   goto college;
   scanf(“100%”,&ladies);
   if(lady ==Cute )
       line++;
   while( !reply )
   {
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         printf(“I Love U”);  Â
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       scanf(“100%”,&reply);
   }
   if(reply == “SWEARING”)      Â
       main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
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 else if(reply == “SANDALS”)    Â
     exit(1);              Â
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   else if(reply == “I Love U”)    Â
   {
       lover =Cute ;    Â
       love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
   }
   goto restaurant;
   restaurant:
   {
       food++;
       smile++;
       pay->money = lover->money;
       return(college);
   }
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   if(time==2.30)
   goto cinema;
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   cinema:
   {
       watch++;
       if(intermission)
       {
       coke++;
       smoke++;
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       }
   }
   if(time ==6.00)
   goto park;
   park:
   {
     for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
           kiss = kiss+1;  Â
   }
   free(lover);
   return(home);
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   if(time ==9.30)
     goto pub;
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   pub:
   {
     friends++;
     party++;
     booze++;    Â
     smoke++;  Â
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     if(pub.close())    Â
     {
       pay->bill;
       come->out;
     }
   }
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 if (highly->intoxicated)
       goto friendsroom;
 else
 {
     sweetpan++;
     polo++;
     goto home;
 }
 friendsroom:
 {
     goto sleep;
 }
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 home:
 {
     if(mom.shouts())
     {
       reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
       say->reason;  Â
     }
     if(dad.shouts())
             shut->yourmouth;
     call->lover;
     if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
     {
         hang++;
     }
     else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
     {
     for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
       {
       say->ILuvU;
       scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already stored in reply */
       }
     }
     goto sleep;
   }
 sleep:
 {
     *(dream)=love;  Â
 }
}