Fantastic C Program

By in Computer Laughs on April 3, 2007

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute  beautiful_lady   

main()
{
    goto college;
    scanf(“100%”,&ladies);

    if(lady ==Cute  )
        line++;
    while( !reply )
    {
 
          printf(“I Love U”);   
                                     
        scanf(“100%”,&reply);

    }

    if(reply == “SWEARING”)       
        main();  /* go back and repeat the process */
   
  else if(reply ==  “SANDALS”)     
      exit(1);               
                 
    else if(reply == “I Love U”)     
    {
        lover =Cute ;     
        love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
    }

    goto restaurant;

    restaurant:
    {
        food++;
        smile++;
        pay->money = lover->money;
        return(college);
    }
 
    if(time==2.30)
    goto cinema;
     
    cinema:
    {
        watch++;
        if(intermission)
        {
        coke++;
        smoke++;
     
        }
    }

    if(time ==6.00)
    goto park;

    park:
    {
      for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
            kiss = kiss+1;   
    }

    free(lover);
    return(home);
 
    if(time ==9.30)
      goto pub;
 
    pub:
    {
      friends++;
      party++;
      booze++;     
      smoke++;   
     
      if(pub.close())     
      {
        pay->bill;
        come->out;
      }
    }
 
  if (highly->intoxicated)
        goto friendsroom;
  else
  {
      sweetpan++;
      polo++;
      goto home;
  }

  friendsroom:
  {
      goto sleep;
  }
 
  home:
  {
      if(mom.shouts())
      {
        reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
        say->reason;   
      }
      if(dad.shouts())
              shut->yourmouth;

      call->lover;
      if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
      {
          hang++;
      }
      else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
      {
      for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
        {
        say->ILuvU;
        scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already stored in reply */
        }
      }
      goto sleep;
    }

  sleep:
  {
      *(dream)=love;   
  }
}

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