Women Are Smarter

By in Women VS Men on March 27, 2007

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her ,”If u release me from this trap, I’ll grant U three wishes”.

The woman freed the frog. The frog said , “Thank you,……but i failed to mention that there was a condition to ur wishes….that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!!”

The woman said, ” That would be okay.”

For her first wish , she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her,” You do realize that this wish will also make ur husband the most handsome in the world”

The woman replied,” That ‘ll be okay coz. I’ll be the most beautiful woman & he’ll only have eyes for me.”

So , KAZAM- she’s the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish , she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said , ” That will make ur husband the richest man in the world & he’ll be ten times richer than u”.

The woman said ,” That will be okay coz. what’s mine is his & what’s his is mine.”

So , KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then in quired abt her third wish……………………And she answered ,”I’d like a mild heart attack!!”

Moral Of the story: Women are clever . Don’t mess with them.

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