There was a preacher walking down the side walk.

He suddenly spotted a boy playing with a bottle.

The preacher asked the boy “whats in the bottle”?

They boy replied “Battery acid”.

The preacher says “I will trade you a bottle of holy water for that battery acid”.

The boy asked “What can that holy water do”?

The preacher says”A couple months ago I put a couple drops of holy water on a preganant womans belly and she passed a baby”.

The boy said “Well thats nothing just the other day I put a couple drops of battery acid on a cat and it passed a motorcyle”.

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