AOL: America Online, this is Sue speaking.

Caller: Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join.

AOL: Okay, ma’am, what’s your question?

Caller: Well, some of my friends who have AOL say they get something called “cybersex”… does this cost extra?

AOL: :::quiet laugh in the background::: Well ma’am… I don’t know how to explain this, but cybersex is not part of America Online.

Caller: Oh really? My friends said they got it from AOL.

AOL: Well it’s something members typically do when they go to a chat room.

Caller: Hmmmm…I don’t understand, what is cybersex??

AOL: I’m sorry, I really don’t know how to explain it.

Caller: Hmmm..well, have you ever had cybersex?

AOL: Ma’am, I don’t think that’s an appropriate question to be asking me. Is there anything else you need?

Caller: Sorry, like I said I don’t even know what it is.

AOL: That’s okay ma’am, anything else?

Caller: Yes, I have one more question.

AOL: Go ahead…

Caller: What are you wearing?

AOL: click