AUDI – Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW – Big Money Works

BMW – Bought My Wife

BMW – Break My Window

CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

CHEVROLET – Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

CHEVROLET – Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

FIAT – Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FIAT – Fix It All the Time

FORD – First On Recall Day

FORD – First On Rust and Deterioration

FORD – Fix Or Repair Daily

FORD – Found On Road, Dead

FORD – Fault Of R&D

GM – General Maintenance

GM – Great Mistake

HONDA – Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI – Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive…

MAZDA – Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

SAAB – Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA – Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object