One ring for a year

By in All In The Family, Classroom Comedy on March 12, 2007

“Now remember boys and girls,” said the science teacher. “You can tell a tree’s age by counting the rings in a cross-section. One ring for a year.”

Alec went home for tea and found a Swiss roll on the table. “I’m not eating that, mum,” he said. “It’s five years old!”

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