An attorney was painting his house, when a man approached asking if he could earn a few dollars. The attorney thought about it for a minute, and said, “Sure, take a can of this paint, go around to the back of the house, and paint my porch.”

An hour later the man returned, saying he was finished.

Surprised, the lawyer said, “Already?”

“Yes”, the man said, “but it wasn’t a Porch, it was a Mercedes !”