Queen Elizabeth invited Al Gore to Buckingham Palace.

Al Gore asked the Queen about the politics instead of horse racing because she knows the names of the horses better than her loyal Ministers.

He asked to Her Majesty, “Whats the secret behind the success of all your long and intelligent rule in England? ”

Queen asked Mr. Gore to wait and rang Tony Blair and said, “Tony this is your Queen speaking. Your Dad and Mum got a baby that is neither your sister nor your brother. Who is it?”

Tony replied instantly, “Why, it’s me!”

Queen said, “Correct.”

Then said to Al Gore, “Did you see you need to have such intelligent people around you to rule successfully?”

Then poor Al nodded his head as if he understood the meaning.

He went to US and asked his political foe George W. Bush the same question that the Queen asked to Tony Blair.

He called him up and said, “George I got a question if you could answer it.”

George said, “By all means Al, please ask me.”

Al asked, “If your mother and your father have a child that is neither you sister nor your brother, who is it?”

After hearing this surprising question, George told Al that he would find out and call back him.

Al agreed.

George phoned several of his friends and aids, but nobody had a clue.

Finally, he phoned his Secretary of State Colin Powell and asked the same question.

Mr. Powell being intelligent person replied, “Mr. President, its me.”

George called back Al and said Mr. Gore I got your answer.

Gore said go on.

George said, “Its Colin Powell!”

Al Gore said “Wrong, its Tony Blair!!!!!”