Orkut Today’s Fortune…..in bed
This is something that came across while browsing through some Orkut communities. Very simple, put down your “Today’s fortune” on orkut and add the two words “in bed” to it.
Updating mine…..
Add up yours as well…..
Versatility is one of your outstanding traits…..in bed.
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Your principles mean more to you than any money or success…..in bed
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Mine is the best Yet:
The time is right to make new friends…in bed.
LOL
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
The star of riches is shining upon you…. in bed !!!!!!
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Executive ability is prominent in your make up….in bed
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.,.,.,IN BED
mere naal taan sunny suta hai.,.,.,hahahahaa
koi kudi hi labh davo.,.,is gareeb da udhar kar davo.,.,.,koi gf hi banwa davo.,.,hahahaha
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical…in bed
my physique s same…
Posted on September 25th, 2007 at 10:10 am
You will take a chance in something in the near future…..in bed
Posted on September 25th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Share your happiness with others today … In bed
Posted on September 25th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment… in BED!!!
GEEZ nigga… You bet ur life on dat!!
Posted on September 25th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
An hour with friends is worth more than ten with strangers……in bed.
hahaha……I LIKE DAT NIGGA…
Posted on September 26th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy…..in bed
Posted on September 27th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Beat this…..hahahaha……
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader…..in bed
Posted on September 27th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Happy events will take place shortly in your home…in bed
Posted on September 28th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Thats really funny game .i enjoy it .
Posted on September 28th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Your winsome smile will be your sure protection….in bed
Posted on September 29th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Deserve, Before You Desire!!!… in bed
…changed the whole meaning…damn!!
Posted on September 30th, 2007 at 9:16 am
This aint happening….
Behind an able man, there are always other able men….in bed
Posted on September 30th, 2007 at 11:29 am
You are talented in many ways….in bed….
Yeah baby….i like that…ya knw wht m sayin
Posted on September 30th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
One of your relationships has been really one-sided lately, and you’re fed up. You need to share how you feel if you want things to change….in bed
Damn….
this is one is from facebook
Posted on September 30th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Good things are being said about you….in bed
aaahhaaa
Posted on September 30th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
You are next in line for promotion in your firm- —in bed
Posted on October 10th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Good things are being said about you…in bed
Posted on October 12th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress….in bed
Posted on November 3rd, 2007 at 6:46 am
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals….in bed.
Oh my my
Posted on November 3rd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Your present plans are going to succeed….in bed
Posted on November 4th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
You are never selfish with your advice or your help….in bed
Posted on November 5th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought…in bed
Posted on November 6th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
You will be fortunate in everything….in bed
Posted on November 8th, 2007 at 8:16 am
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals….in bed
Posted on November 8th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Find release from your cares, have a good time….in bed
Posted on November 9th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Share your happiness with others today….in bed
Posted on November 14th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Happy events will take place shortly in your home….in bed
Posted on November 18th, 2007 at 10:22 am
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next….in bed
Posted on November 18th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Our first and last love is.. self-love…in bed
Posted on November 20th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Be tactful: Overlook not your own opportunity….in bed
Posted on November 21st, 2007 at 2:47 pm
You are the master of every situation….in bed
Posted on November 27th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Answer just what your heart prompts you….in bed
Posted on November 27th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others….in bed
Or is it like…
The luck that is ordained for you…in bed…will be coveted by others
Hahahahaha
Posted on November 29th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Luck is coming your way….in bed
Posted on November 29th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements….in bed
Posted on December 4th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
You will travel far and wide, both for pleasure and business….in bed
Posted on December 5th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
You will make a profitable investment….in bed
Posted on December 10th, 2007 at 11:36 am
You are going to have a very comfortable old age….in bed
Posted on December 14th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Serious trouble will bypass you….in bed.
What serious trouble are you talking….
Posted on December 17th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Don’t let friends impose on you. Work calmly and silently….in bed
Posted on December 22nd, 2007 at 11:44 am
The heart is wiser than the intellect….in bed
Posted on December 26th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
You are sociable and entertaining….in bed
Posted on December 27th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
You and your wife will be happy in your life together….in bed
Posted on December 29th, 2007 at 9:29 am
Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you….in bed
Posted on December 31st, 2007 at 10:30 am
You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly….in bed.
Damn….Even Orkut knows it…
Posted on January 2nd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
You are a person of culture….in bed
Posted on January 5th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
You are always welcome in any gathering….in bed
Posted on January 9th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
You will have some wonderful new experiences….in bed
Posted on January 11th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Avoid a hasty decision….in bed
Posted on January 12th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Beauty in its various forms appeals to you….in bed
Yeah…
Posted on January 23rd, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Today’s fortune: You are the master of every situation
lolzz
Posted on March 16th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first… in bed !
:( 
Posted on March 29th, 2008 at 4:45 am
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance….in bed.
Posted on April 20th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Sell your ideas - they are totally acceptable…..in bed
Posted on May 4th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Today you will see a fortune cookie that you have never seen before…..in bed
Posted on July 6th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Serious trouble will bypass you ……….. in bed
Posted on July 17th, 2008 at 3:30 am
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance …………… In Bed
Posted on July 30th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Mine: Everything will now come your way………in bed
No. 42 was good !
But No. 34………………………….EEewwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!
Posted on August 7th, 2008 at 4:07 pm