Orkut Today’s Fortune…..in bed
This is something that came across while browsing through some Orkut communities. Very simple, put down your “Today’s fortune” on orkut and add the two words “in bed” to it.
Updating mine…..
 Add up yours as well…..
Versatility is one of your outstanding traits…..in bed.
September 24th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Your principles mean more to you than any money or success…..in bed
September 24th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Mine is the best Yet:
The time is right to make new friends…in bed.
LOL
September 24th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
The star of riches is shining upon you…. in bed !!!!!!
September 24th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
Executive ability is prominent in your make up….in bed
September 24th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.,.,.,IN BED
mere naal taan sunny suta hai.,.,.,hahahahaa
koi kudi hi labh davo.,.,is gareeb da udhar kar davo.,.,.,koi gf hi banwa davo.,.,hahahaha
September 25th, 2007 at 10:10 am
Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical…in bed
my physique s same…
September 25th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
You will take a chance in something in the near future…..in bed
September 25th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Share your happiness with others today … In bed
September 25th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment… in BED!!!
GEEZ nigga… You bet ur life on dat!!
September 26th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
An hour with friends is worth more than ten with strangers……in bed.
hahaha……I LIKE DAT NIGGA…
September 27th, 2007 at 10:48 am
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy…..in bed
September 27th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Beat this…..hahahaha……
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader…..in bed
September 28th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Happy events will take place shortly in your home…in bed
September 28th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Thats really funny game .i enjoy it .
September 29th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Your winsome smile will be your sure protection….in bed
September 30th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Deserve, Before You Desire!!!… in bed
…changed the whole meaning…damn!!
September 30th, 2007 at 11:29 am
This aint happening….
Behind an able man, there are always other able men….in bed
September 30th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
You are talented in many ways….in bed….
Yeah baby….i like that…ya knw wht m sayin
September 30th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
One of your relationships has been really one-sided lately, and you’re fed up. You need to share how you feel if you want things to change….in bed
Damn….
this is one is from facebook
September 30th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Good things are being said about you….in bed
aaahhaaa
October 10th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
You are next in line for promotion in your firm- —in bed
October 12th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Good things are being said about you…in bed
November 3rd, 2007 at 6:46 am
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress….in bed
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals….in bed.
Oh my my
November 4th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Your present plans are going to succeed….in bed
November 5th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
You are never selfish with your advice or your help….in bed
November 6th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought…in bed
November 8th, 2007 at 8:16 am
You will be fortunate in everything….in bed
November 8th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals….in bed
November 9th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Find release from your cares, have a good time….in bed
November 14th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Share your happiness with others today….in bed
November 18th, 2007 at 10:22 am
Happy events will take place shortly in your home….in bed
November 18th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next….in bed
November 20th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Our first and last love is.. self-love…in bed
November 21st, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Be tactful: Overlook not your own opportunity….in bed
November 27th, 2007 at 11:36 am
You are the master of every situation….in bed
November 27th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Answer just what your heart prompts you….in bed
November 29th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others….in bed
Or is it like…
The luck that is ordained for you…in bed…will be coveted by others
Hahahahaha
November 29th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Luck is coming your way….in bed
December 4th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements….in bed
December 5th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
You will travel far and wide, both for pleasure and business….in bed
December 10th, 2007 at 11:36 am
You will make a profitable investment….in bed
December 14th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
You are going to have a very comfortable old age….in bed
December 17th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Serious trouble will bypass you….in bed.
What serious trouble are you talking….
December 22nd, 2007 at 11:44 am
Don’t let friends impose on you. Work calmly and silently….in bed
December 26th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
The heart is wiser than the intellect….in bed
December 27th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
You are sociable and entertaining….in bed
December 29th, 2007 at 9:29 am
You and your wife will be happy in your life together….in bed
December 31st, 2007 at 10:30 am
Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you….in bed
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly….in bed.
Damn….Even Orkut knows it…
January 5th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
You are a person of culture….in bed
January 9th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
You are always welcome in any gathering….in bed
January 11th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
You will have some wonderful new experiences….in bed
January 12th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Avoid a hasty decision….in bed
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Beauty in its various forms appeals to you….in bed
Yeah…
March 16th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Today’s fortune: You are the master of every situation
lolzz
March 29th, 2008 at 4:45 am
You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first… in bed !
April 20th, 2008 at 6:48 am
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance….in bed.
May 4th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Sell your ideas – they are totally acceptable…..in bed
July 6th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Today you will see a fortune cookie that you have never seen before…..in bed
July 17th, 2008 at 3:30 am
Serious trouble will bypass you ……….. in bed
July 30th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance …………… In Bed
August 7th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Mine: Everything will now come your way………in bed
No. 42 was good !
But No. 34………………………….EEewwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!
September 27th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do…. IN BED. lol.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
If you don’t want anyone to know, don’t do it……….in bed
December 18th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
The guy who reads your fortune is stuck in traffic. Until he arrives here, go send someone a testimonial.. IN BED
Nonsense
January 14th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Today’s fortune: Today you will see a fortune cookie that you have never seen before.…….in bed
February 18th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come…..in bed
February 25th, 2009 at 7:57 am
Study as if you were to live forever. Live as if you were to die tomorrow…..in bed
March 8th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure…..in bed
March 10th, 2009 at 2:31 am
Many of the great achievements of the world were accomplished by tired and discouraged men who kept on working…..in bed
March 11th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending…..in bed
May 3rd, 2009 at 5:10 pm
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened…..in bed
May 5th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
The best way to predict the future is to invent it…..in bed
July 5th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
For every minute spending in organizing, one hour is earned…..in bed
November 28th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something … in bed