Orkut Today’s Fortune…..in bed
This is something that came across while browsing through some Orkut communities. Very simple, put down your “Today’s fortune” on orkut and add the two words “in bed” to it.
Updating mine…..
 Add up yours as well…..
Versatility is one of your outstanding traits…..in bed.
Your principles mean more to you than any money or success…..in bed
Mine is the best Yet:
The time is right to make new friends…in bed.
LOL
The star of riches is shining upon you…. in bed !!!!!!
Executive ability is prominent in your make up….in bed
You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.,.,.,IN BED
mere naal taan sunny suta hai.,.,.,hahahahaa
koi kudi hi labh davo.,.,is gareeb da udhar kar davo.,.,.,koi gf hi banwa davo.,.,hahahaha
Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical…in bed
my physique s same…
You will take a chance in something in the near future…..in bed
Share your happiness with others today … In bed
You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment… in BED!!!
GEEZ nigga… You bet ur life on dat!!
An hour with friends is worth more than ten with strangers……in bed.
hahaha……I LIKE DAT NIGGA…
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy…..in bed
Beat this…..hahahaha……
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader…..in bed
Happy events will take place shortly in your home…in bed
Thats really funny game .i enjoy it .
Your winsome smile will be your sure protection….in bed
Deserve, Before You Desire!!!… in bed
…changed the whole meaning…damn!!
This aint happening….
Behind an able man, there are always other able men….in bed
You are talented in many ways….in bed….
Yeah baby….i like that…ya knw wht m sayin
One of your relationships has been really one-sided lately, and you’re fed up. You need to share how you feel if you want things to change….in bed
Damn….
this is one is from facebook
Good things are being said about you….in bed
aaahhaaa
You are next in line for promotion in your firm- —in bed
Good things are being said about you…in bed
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress….in bed
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals….in bed.
Oh my my
Your present plans are going to succeed….in bed
You are never selfish with your advice or your help….in bed
Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought…in bed
You will be fortunate in everything….in bed
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals….in bed
Find release from your cares, have a good time….in bed
Share your happiness with others today….in bed
Happy events will take place shortly in your home….in bed
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next….in bed
Our first and last love is.. self-love…in bed
Be tactful: Overlook not your own opportunity….in bed
You are the master of every situation….in bed
Answer just what your heart prompts you….in bed
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others….in bed
Or is it like…
The luck that is ordained for you…in bed…will be coveted by others
Hahahahaha
Luck is coming your way….in bed
You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements….in bed
You will travel far and wide, both for pleasure and business….in bed
You will make a profitable investment….in bed
You are going to have a very comfortable old age….in bed
Serious trouble will bypass you….in bed.
What serious trouble are you talking….
Don’t let friends impose on you. Work calmly and silently….in bed
The heart is wiser than the intellect….in bed
You are sociable and entertaining….in bed
You and your wife will be happy in your life together….in bed
Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you….in bed
You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly….in bed.
Damn….Even Orkut knows it…